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My latest for McSweeney's
George Santos applies for a new job
Plus: Behind the writing, and a New Yorker best book of 2023
My audiobook is out!
You can listen to my voice for six entire hours
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Opening remarks at my book launch
For those who weren't able to attend
On satire
My essay for Lit Hub
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The firehouse has adjourned until Tuesday
(If Republicans ran a fire department)
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What it's like to audition for your own audiobook
It's weird. And fun! Just don't scream-shout everything.
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Requirements for Neuralink human test candidates
It's a short list. Please. Someone sign up.
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Pop Quiz: Fall of Rome, or Right Now?
Another (timely) excerpt from my book!
An excerpt from my upcoming book
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"It's Time to Vote" Whispers the GOP at 1am on a Wednesday
The words are barely more than sounds.
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Recall Notice: Your Lower Back™
Affected customers should stop using their Lower Back™ immediately.
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Key Differences Between Barbie and Oppenheimer
One had an existential crisis, one had a favorite hat.
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Here's Something
Popular American satirist publishing weekly topical humor. Part catharsis, part diagnosis, all funny.
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