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The Wildfire Smoke Episode of Seinfeld
"Particulates, Jerry! Fine Particulates!"
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And Jesus Said Unto Them, “Go Scream at Mannequins in Target”
His disciples asked, "What, pray tell, is a Target?"
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Must-Watch: Two of the Worst Guys You've Ever Heard of Are Gonna Talk to Each Other
Elon Musk and Ron DeSantis, a match made in hell.
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Nepo Baby? King Charles Looks Suspiciously Like Queen Elizabeth
The job only gets posted every two to seven decades.
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Congratulations, Your City Is in the Top Ten Best Places to Live (For People Who Make at Least Six Figures)
With the right amount of landlords on your city council, anything is possible!
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Pre-order my book!
Worth it just for the cover art, tbh
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My Work Has Been Translated Into Italian!
Un sacco di gente mi ha chiesto...
Uh, Mooch Much? These 535 People Get Their Entire Salaries From the Government
It’s just full-on socialism at this point.
There's Still Time to Get Mom a Replica of One of the Teeth They Made for the Shark Prop in Jaws
The perfect Mother's Day gift.
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George Santos Confesses to His Crimes
"I stabbed Caesar in the back. Also, I invented the Caesar salad."
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Jobless Tucker Carlson Orders a Pizza
Everyone else is lying to you about pizza.
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Tax Deductions You Should Be Allowed to Take
Were you, at any point this year, required to learn Vanderpump Rules?
This Couple Is Trying to Find a Home on a Budget That You Could Never Fathom
Meet Kal and Tracy. They only have 600K in cash. Can they find a studio?
Hi, I’m Jesus, and When I Get Back, I Want All the Eggs Hidden
And I want the eggs to have candy in them.
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Here's Something
Popular American satirist publishing weekly topical humor. Part catharsis, part diagnosis, all funny.
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