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My audiobook is out!
You can listen to my voice for six entire hours
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In their words: The acorn balloon in this year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
My entire purpose is to fall, and yet they have made me float.
Opening remarks at my book launch
For those who weren't able to attend
On satire
My essay for Lit Hub
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The firehouse has adjourned until Tuesday
(If Republicans ran a fire department)
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What it's like to audition for your own audiobook
It's weird. And fun! Just don't scream-shout everything.
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Requirements for Neuralink human test candidates
It's a short list. Please. Someone sign up.
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Pop Quiz: Fall of Rome, or Right Now?
Another (timely) excerpt from my book!
An excerpt from my upcoming book
Working hard for passive income!
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Get stressed about something out of your control instead!
"It's Time to Vote" Whispers the GOP at 1am on a Wednesday
The words are barely more than sounds.
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Recall Notice: Your Lower Back™
Affected customers should stop using their Lower Back™ immediately.
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Key Differences Between Barbie and Oppenheimer
One had an existential crisis, one had a favorite hat.
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Inflation Q&A: Hot Dog Edition
Hot dogs cost a lot more to borrow than they used to.
Here's Something
Here's Something
Popular American satirist publishing weekly topical humor. Part catharsis, part diagnosis, all funny.
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