A Bunch of Ideas for Pieces About Trump Getting Arrested
Folks, They’re Saying This is the Best Arrest Ever
It’s all anyone can talk about. There’s never been a better arrest than this one, believe me. They’re already saying this is the best arrest anyone’s ever had. Do you believe it? I don’t know. I think I do, folks. I think I do.
The Trump Arrest Episode of Succession
Greg: So, um, it turns out that I, like, have the same lawyer as him? Is that… do you think that’s, like, a bad thing, or could it maybe be a good thing?
Tom: Oh, that’s totally a good thing—assuming you really want to go to prison. Are you out of your mind, Greg? That’s like hiring Gallagher to take care of your prize watermelon.
Rip Van Winkle Wakes Up on the Day Trump Gets Arrested
“Who’s everyone talking about? Who is this man? What’s going on? Are we not British anymore?”