A Hollywood Pandemic

Casablanca
Here’s looking at you, kid. Through this screen, over Zoom.

Sunset Boulevard
Sorry, Mr. DeMille, but I won’t do a close-up until the entire crew is vaccinated.

E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial
E.T. phone home. Because E.T. can’t go home without quarantining for two weeks.

Jaws
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

There Will Be Blood
I drink my own milkshake! I…