Before You Leave This Airbnb...
Thanks for staying with us! Before you leave this Airbnb, please make sure to go through the following checklist:
As you may recall, the price of this Airbnb included a cleaning fee. However, before you depart, we must insist that you clean this entire house.
You might ask, “If I’ve already paid a cleaning fee, then why the hell am I cleaning anything?” In response, we would simply say: get a hotel room next time, punk. Right now, it’s time for you to clean. That includes: washing the dishes, stripping the bed sheets, doing the laundry, and finishing the extension to the house we forced the previous guest to start building. Additionally, we ask that you remove the Curse of Silent Jack.
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