We’re Canceling Student Loan Debt the Same Way We Cancel a Person

It’s us, the government. We saw the way you cancel people: you almost always do it half-assed. You cancel someone, they lay low for a while, then they keep doing all the same shit they used to do—the only real difference is now they can say they were “canceled.”

We love this method, and we’ve decided to apply it to student loan debt. Student loan debt mi…