Catchphrases for Presidents if They Were on The Real Housewives

George Washington
“I cannot tell a lie—so don’t ask me what I think about you.”

Abraham Lincoln
“Four score and seven years? With my top hat on, it’s more like four score and seven inches! I may be tall, but my temper is short.”

Theodore Roosevelt
“In this house, we speak loudly and carry a big stick.”

Franklin Roosevelt
“I may have created Social Security—but…