Comparing Apples and Oranges
Apples: Crisp, crunchy, and sweet.
Oranges: Foul-smelling, useless, and weird.
Apples: Fun to pick, easy to bake.
Oranges: Destroyed my life, make me nauseous to think about.
Apples: Lots of flavors, all of them taste great.
Oranges: Forced me to question my own sanity, would rather die than taste one.
Apples: Grown on trees.
Oranges: To this day, I don’t know…
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