Comparing Apples and Oranges

Apples: Crisp, crunchy, and sweet.
Oranges: Foul-smelling, useless, and weird.

Apples: Fun to pick, easy to bake.
Oranges: Destroyed my life, make me nauseous to think about.

Apples: Lots of flavors, all of them taste great.
Oranges: Forced me to question my own sanity, would rather die than taste one.

Apples: Grown on trees.
Oranges: To this day, I don’t know…