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Dear Professor, My Dog Ate My Homework

Dear Professor, My Dog Ate My Homework

Then he shit it out with all the right answers filled in. And that’s why I’m acing this class.

May 05, 2020
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Dear Professor,

I know you must hear this all the time, but this time it’s true: my dog ate my homework.

Then he took a shit all over the kitchen floor, and inside the heaping mound of doggy doo-doo was my assignment: intact and with all the right answers filled in. And this happens every single night. And that’s why I’m absolutely crushing this class.

I w…

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