Disney Movies Rewritten By Ron DeSantis
“DeSantis is promising to continue exerting state power to pressure [Disney] to produce content that comports with his own ideological agenda.”—NY Mag
Following through on his promise, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has released the following updated scripts for classic Disney movies:
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
BELLE works in an EMPTY BOOKSTORE because all her BOOKS were too WOKE.
GASTON starts a YOUTUBE CHANNEL where he touts his RAW EGG DIET and recruits YOUNG MEN to help him RUN THE BEAST out of town. PERFECT ENDING, movie OVER after just TEN MINUTES.
BAMBI
OPEN ON two deer, BAMBI and BAMBI’S MOM. They look DELICIOUS.