Disney Movies Rewritten By Ron DeSantis

“DeSantis is promising to continue exerting state power to pressure [Disney] to produce content that comports with his own ideological agenda.”—NY Mag

Following through on his promise, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has released the following updated scripts for classic Disney movies:

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

BELLE works in an EMPTY BOOKSTORE because all her BOOKS were too WOKE.

GASTON starts a YOUTUBE CHANNEL where he touts his RAW EGG DIET and recruits YOUNG MEN to help him RUN THE BEAST out of town. PERFECT ENDING, movie OVER after just TEN MINUTES.

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BAMBI

OPEN ON two deer, BAMBI and BAMBI’S MOM. They look DELICIOUS.