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Disney Movies Rewritten By Ron DeSantis

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Disney Movies Rewritten By Ron DeSantis

Mar 5, 2023
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“DeSantis is promising to continue exerting state power to pressure [Disney] to produce content that comports with his own ideological agenda.”—NY Mag

Following through on his promise, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has released the following updated scripts for classic Disney movies:

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

BELLE works in an EMPTY BOOKSTORE because all her BOOKS were too WOKE.

GASTON starts a YOUTUBE CHANNEL where he touts his RAW EGG DIET and recruits YOUNG MEN to help him RUN THE BEAST out of town. PERFECT ENDING, movie OVER after just TEN MINUTES.


BAMBI

OPEN ON two deer, BAMBI and BAMBI’S MOM. They look DELICIOUS.

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