Donner Party of Five? Your Table’s Ready!

Donner! Donner, party of five? Are the Donners here? Has anyone seen the Donners? Maybe they went the wrong way and got lost.

Ah, there you are! Donner, party of five, right? Wow, you all don’t look too great—I mean, you’re handsome people, you just look… bedraggled? Like you’ve really been through it.

Someone gave you bad directions? Well, don’t worry ab…