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Don't Talk To Me Until I've Had My Morning Doom Scroll

Don't Talk To Me Until I've Had My Morning Doom Scroll

Mar 26, 2023
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Hey folks—if it’s early in the day, please don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning everything-is-falling-apart-at-the-seems-doom scroll on my phone. Once I’ve had a piping hot cup of everything-is-bad, I’ll be a LOT more like my usual self.

TBH I cannot think, process, or even care about anything until I’ve gulped down a giant toasty mug of horrifying articles with a splash of five or six TikTok dances.

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