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Failed Father’s Day Cards

Failed Father’s Day Cards

Jun 20, 2021
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Dad, thanks for always being a “fungi.”

Speaking of which, the contractor found mold in every wall of the house. You guys have to move.

I looked up Father’s Day in the dictionary, and the definition is, “A day to celebrate superheroes.”

So I am celebrating Iron Man.

Dad, you are o-fish-ially the best!

Unfortunately, your prized goldfish died while we housesa…

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