Failed Father’s Day Cards
Dad, thanks for always being a “fungi.”
Speaking of which, the contractor found mold in every wall of the house. You guys have to move.
I looked up Father’s Day in the dictionary, and the definition is, “A day to celebrate superheroes.”
So I am celebrating Iron Man.
Dad, you are o-fish-ially the best!
Unfortunately, your prized goldfish died while we housesa…
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