Hearing Hoofbeats and Thinking Frogs

They say that when you hear hoofbeats, you should think horses—not zebras. This is because the most obvious explanation for something is usually the correct one. Well, as a republican politician, I like to take a different approach. When I hear hoofbeats, I think frogs.

“Do frogs even make hoofbeats?” you might ask. The answer, of course, is no. Frogs do…