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Here's What Happens If The President Dies

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Here's What Happens If The President Dies

"We will pretend he's still alive, but that he's not feeling very talkative."

Oct 6, 2020
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We here at the White House want to assure the American people that, in the unfortunate case of the president succumbing to the novel coronavirus, we do indeed have a plan to ensure the continued stability of our government.

If the president dies, we will immediately send someone to Walgreens (unmasked, the way the president would have wanted) to purchase…

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