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How to Get Taylor Swift Tickets

How to Get Taylor Swift Tickets

Nov 21, 2022
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How to Get Taylor Swift Tickets

Here at Ticketmaster, we have a long history of being easy and accessible to use (at least, that’s what our CEO keeps frantically texting us). With that said, if you’re still interested in Taylor Swift concert tickets, please read on!

Step 1: Become a Verified Fan
Getting Taylor Swift tickets begins with one simple step: becoming a Verified Fan. To do this, you must de-horse an already-Verified Fan. That is: you must joust with a Verified Fan and not only lay on a palpable hit to their armor, but also send them rocketing off their horse onto the pebbly dust of the castle’s fairgrounds so they may lie face-up below the jeering throngs of royals and peasants alike.

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