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How To Lick The Envelope Of Your Absentee Ballot During A Global Pandemic

How To Lick The Envelope Of Your Absentee Ballot During A Global Pandemic

Oct 20, 2020
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Dear Eli,

I requested and received my absentee ballot. I’m excited to vote, but I have one question: how do I safely lick my envelope during a global pandemic? Any advice would be appreciated.

Signed,

Dying To Lick Something, But Willing To Wait For A Vaccine

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