How to Make a Butter Board, If You Must

Hi there, I read your email asking me to describe, in detail, how to make a butter board. Please know that I am deeply opposed to teaching you about this, but if you absolutely must make one, I go by the cool moms rule: if you’re gonna make a butter board, I’d rather you do it in the house.

First, you’ll need to gather your ingredients: lots of butter, a…