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How to Walk 10,000 Steps a Day in Your Apartment

How to Walk 10,000 Steps a Day in Your Apartment

Feb 09, 2022
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Here is how to walk 10,000 steps a day inside your apartment:

Wake up in the middle of the night because you have to pee more than you’ve ever had to pee in your entire life. Lay there for ten minutes thinking, “Maybe this feeling will pass.” Realize this feeling is absolutely not going to pass and is, in fact, getting worse. Walk to the bathroom and bac…

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