I, too, am suspending my campaign

Jan 22, 2024

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“I am, today, suspending my campaign. I’m proud to have delivered on 100% of my promises. And I will not stop now.” — Ron DeSantis

I, too, am suspending my campaign. Furthermore, I will not stop now — except by stopping my campaign, which I’ve suspended.

There’s no longer any reason for me to continue running for office, because I’ve delivered on 100% of my campaign promises — promises that included things like deciding to suspend my campaign, which I’m doing right now to fulfill my final promise.

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I, too, am suspending my campaign

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