I Vote To Acquit This Guilty, Guilty Man

My name is Mitch McConnell, and you may know me from such things as politics and my goiter. And I stand before you today to say that I vote to acquit this guilty, guilty, I say guilty, guilty man.

Do I believe the former President is responsible for inciting an insurrection? Why, sure. Do I believe he should be held accountable? Why yes, of course. Do I …