If I Was On The New Kardashians

Kourtney (to camera): When we arrived at the resort, it turned out the walls of the suites were super thin.

Kendall (to camera): We could hear everything. Everything. So the second night we booked the whole top floor, just to get some privacy.

Me (to camera): I didn’t go because it was too expensive. So I have no idea what we’re talking about.