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I’m Joe Manchin

I’m Joe Manchin

Jan 30, 2022
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I’m Senator Joe Manchin, and there’s a simple explanation for everything I do: I just want my constituents to think fondly of me when they’re sitting under a rusted car door, hiding from hyper deadly acid rain in the coming apocalyptic hellscape I’m helping create. That’s all!

Look, I live in coal country. Well, for now. Once the Ten Year Storm drives us…

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