I'm The Batman. Please Stop Doxxing Me.
Hello, it’s me, Bruce—er, I mean, The Batman. I would appreciate it if everyone stopped doxxing me by figuring out my name, which happens to be carved directly into the stone façade of my famous mansion.
Look, I want to stay anonymous. When I’m not dressed as a caped crusader, I keep a low profile as the literal richest person in this entire city. I like…
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