I’m the man from the board game Operation. Please stop letting your children operate on me. Please.
Your kids keep putting pieces in the wrong place. One of them shoved my “Funny Bone” into my “Adam’s Apple.” That can’t be good for me. Get someone other than kids to do this.
I know, I know: on the box it says ages six and up. But would you want a six-year…
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