I'm Writing a Book!

Hello! This is Eli, of Here’s Something—the weekly dose of humor for your inbox. Usually I’ve got a topical piece of satire for you. Today, I come with news:

I’m writing a book! I sold a book of satirical essays last week to The Experiment, an independent publisher I’m excited to work with.

What does that all mean? Let’s go to our regular Q&A section to f…