Q: What is inflation?
A: It’s an ancient Greek word meaning “A hot dog costs how much?!”
Q: Wait, how long have we been selling hot dogs?
A: Eve ate a hot dog from the Tree of Knowledge. You do the math.
Q: No thanks. Why does inflation occur?
A: An increase in production costs. Specifically, the cost of the yachts that the people who own the means of produc…