Jesus Christ Weighs in on Wedding Websites
In a remarkable turn, Jesus Christ himself took the stand for questioning by the prosecution as an expert witness during 303 Creative v. Elenis. This is a transcript of that exchange:
Prosecution: Mr. Christ, have you built and used wedding websites before?
Jesus: What? What is a website?
Prosecution: Right. Didn’t think about that blind spot. A website co…
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