Jesus Christ Weighs in on Wedding Websites

Dec 7, 2022

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In a remarkable turn, Jesus Christ himself took the stand for questioning by the prosecution as an expert witness during 303 Creative v. Elenis. This is a transcript of that exchange:

Prosecution: Mr. Christ, have you built and used wedding websites before?

Jesus: What? What is a website?

Prosecution: Right. Didn’t think about that blind spot. A website co…

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