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Kyrsten Sinema in Other Situations

Kyrsten Sinema in Other Situations

Dec 11, 2022
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Out to Dinner With a Friend

Waiter: “We have two entrees tonight: the lamb shoulder, and the spinach risotto.”

Friend: “I’ll have the lamb shoulder!”

Kyrsten Sinema: “And I’ll have neither. Instead, I’m gonna go into the kitchen and spit in all the food.”

Waiter: Please don’t do that—and there she goes.

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