Lydia Tár Reviews This Year's Best Picture Nominees

With the Academy Awards airing tonight, I thought: Who better to review this year’s Best Picture nominees than one of the year’s most opinionated characters? Fortunately, disgraced composer Lydia Tár immediately replied to my email.

Without further adieu, here are Lydia Tár’s thoughts on this year’s Oscar nominees:

Avatar: The Way of Water
Well, this one’s…