Mom News Hour!
News Anchor: Welcome back to Mom News Hour! It’s that time of day when mom looks up from her iPad and describes the news in wild, disjointed, and unpredictable ways. We turn now to our collective Mom for the latest.
Mom: Oh my goodness, did you see this?
Anchor: See what?
Mom: Wow, the coast guard couldn’t find him, geez.
Anchor: Find who?
Mom: Trump says it…
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