Allow Me to Demonstrate That I’ve Never Worked a Single Day in the Service Industry
Excuse me, waiter! Oh, waiter! Hi, I’ve been standing here for at least thirty-six seconds and we have yet to be seated. What’s going on? This is inexcusable. Please, everyone stand back a moment and allow me to demonstrate that I’ve never worked a day in the service industry.
It says online that you don’t close until nine. It’s 8:58pm right now. So as …
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