Allow Me to Demonstrate That I’ve Never Worked a Single Day in the Service Industry

Excuse me, waiter! Oh, waiter! Hi, I’ve been standing here for at least thirty-six seconds and we have yet to be seated. What’s going on? This is inexcusable. Please, everyone stand back a moment and  allow me to demonstrate that I’ve never worked a day in the service industry.

It says online that you don’t close until nine. It’s 8:58pm right now. So as …