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Now That The Titanic Is At The Bottom Of The Ocean, It’s Time For Me To Resign As First Mate

Now That The Titanic Is At The Bottom Of The Ocean, It’s Time For Me To Resign As First Mate

Jan 12, 2021
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Now That The Titanic Is At The Bottom Of The Ocean, It’s Time For Me To Resign As First Mate
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As many of you know, the Titanic has hit an iceberg and slowly sunk to the bottom of the ocean. It is for this reason that I feel a duty and an obligation to submit my resignation as first mate of this ship.

Now, a lot of folks are saying that resigning after the boat has hit the bottom of the North Atlantic and two-thirds of the passengers are dead is a…

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