Nutrition Facts for American Democracy

Servings Per Container: We only cooked up one of these, so that’s what you’re eating for dinner (i.e. using for a government apparatus). Forever.

Amount Per Serving: Again, one. You get one democracy. Think of it like a sourdough starter. You can use it over and over, but if you mess it up or it gets too hot out, it’ll never come back.

Total Iron: No iron…