Other Kinds of Guys

This week, against my will, I learned about “The Try Guys.” During my ensuing investigation, I discovered that there are many other kinds of guys. What follows is a list of my findings:

The High Guys
These are guys who are supposed to be The Try Guys, but they are way too high to try.

The High Tide Guys
Guys who are only friends at high tide. So: twice a da…