Things Other Than the Golden Globes That Were Also Last Night You Had No Idea Were Happening

Last night were the 80th Golden Globes, which nobody except for the people physically inside the The Beverly Hilton hotel had any idea was happening. In fact, you probably just found out about the Golden Globes as you were reading the previous sentence.

Well, we’ve got some bad news: there were a number of major events that took place last night none of …