Pardon Me, But... What Is This Turkey Even Accused Of?
This year, like every year, the White House plans to pardon a turkey. And this year, like every year, I ask you: what crime has this turkey committed?
Has it murdered? Has it embezzled? Or does it stand guilty of simply being born a turkey? Must you pardon a feathered bird for its very existence?
And in what court is the appropriate punishment being roast…
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