Pre-order my book!

Dearest readers,

I wrote a book! It’s called This Won’t Help: Modest Proposals for a More Enjoyable Apocalypse and it’s out October 24 of this year—but you can pre-order your copy today wherever books are sold!

Pre-orders are incredibly important. Without pre-orders, our entire ecosystem is disrupted and the core of the Earth stops rotating. Pre-orders are the only thing standing between us and a permanent night.

Seriously, though: Pre-orders really help a book attain some staying power and reach a wider audience. They’re especially important for a first-time author (me!)