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Popular American satirist publishing weekly topical humor. Part catharsis, part diagnosis, all funny.
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Dearest readers,
I wrote a book! It’s called This Won’t Help: Modest Proposals for a More Enjoyable Apocalypse and it’s out October 24 of this year—but you can pre-order your copy today wherever books are sold!
Pre-orders are incredibly important. Without pre-orders, our entire ecosystem is disrupted and the core of the Earth stops rotating. Pre-orders are the only thing standing between us and a permanent night.
Seriously, though: Pre-orders really help a book attain some staying power and reach a wider audience. They’re especially important for a first-time author (me!)
Pre-order my book!
Congrats, Eli! This looks excellent!
Congrats, Eli!
Consider it pre-ordered!