Predictions for Super Bowl MMLVII
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The year is 4023. Humanity has moved completely off-planet. The only event that continues to take place on a now-toxic, uninhabitable Earth is the Super Bowl. Here are our predictions for this year’s biggest game, Super Bowl MMLVII presented by Pepsi:
Who will win?
Drybex and the Destroyers, for the two-hundredth year in a row.
Who is Drybex?
An autonomous and semi-sentient gaming console that has, over the course of the past few centuries, built itself into a twenty-foot tall android with control over a fleet of drones and humanoids known as the “Destroyers.” Drybex has patience on the field, a powerful arm, great instincts, and lasers for eyes.
Who else is playing?
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