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Proverbs for Your Thirties

Proverbs for Your Thirties

Jun 30, 2021
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Always put your best foot forward. Because, now that you’re in your thirties, you definitely have one foot that’s worse than the other.

When one door closes, another one opens. That’s called a draft. Your landlord does not plan on helping you fix this.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Consistent employment is hard to find, so apples are now your heal…

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