Quarantine At The Overlook Hotel

"This place sucks."

I wanted to get my family out of the city, so I booked us this huge empty ski lodge in the mountains. It’s called the Overlook Hotel. The people who own it said they’d pay us to stay there! Great deal, right? Wrong! This place sucks.

First off, it turns out we’re not the only people here—so much for social distancing! Two creepy girls keep following us a…