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I'm a Self-Help Guru and I'm Here to Ruin Your Life

I'm a Self-Help Guru and I'm Here to Ruin Your Life

May 22, 2022
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You. Yes, you. Come up to the stage. Sit down with me. Tell me and everyone else in this arena what’s troubling you. Be vulnerable. Be open. Spend your life savings to come to this conference where I will tell you an incredibly selfish and destructive way to think about the world. I’m a self-help guru, and I’m here to ruin your life.

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