Tariffs: What you need to know

You may have noticed that everything is far too affordable. A carton of eggs barely maxes out your credit card. But periods of financial stability like this require sacrifice. Everything’s about to get more expensive, so we need you to remember that it’s all part of the plan.

You probably want to know more. Don’t worry, we can cure that. We’ve put together a set of answers, below. Hopefully these answers stop you from ever asking another question.

First, the most basic:

What is a tariff?
A tariff is a feeling. An idea. A vibe. It’s a way to say, “I don’t need you!” to both trade partners and any available cash in your bank account.

Are there any risks associated with tariffs?
Only to the consumer…