The Tortoise and the Hare: Part I
Once upon a time, a hare was teasing a tortoise for being slow-moving. The tortoise, tired of the hare’s tame taunts, challenged the hare to a race.
“Let’s have ourselves a race, hare,” said the tortoise, “And see who wins.”
The hare said, “No thanks.”
“Really?” said the tortoise, confused, “I thought you loved racing.”
“Don’t get me wrong,” said the hare, …
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