The Tortoise May Have Won The Race, But I, The Hare, Refuse To Concede

The tortoise may have won the race, but I, the hare, am NOT CONCEDING! When the race started, I was WAY ahead of the tortoise. I believe the race should’ve ended when I was WINNING. That’s what a lot of the forest animals are saying, and they’re saying it because it’s true.

The FAKE FOREST MEDIA wants you to believe that I took a nap halfway through the …