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There’s No Way to Know What’s in the Vaccine, I Say In Between Sips of Mountain Dew Code Red

There’s No Way to Know What’s in the Vaccine, I Say In Between Sips of Mountain Dew Code Red

May 04, 2021
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“One in four Americans said they would refuse a coronavirus vaccine outright if offered.”—NPR, April 2021

I refuse to take any of the coronavirus vaccines because we don’t know what their ingredients are, and we don’t know what those ingredients might do to us. Hold on, I need to take a big long slurp from this bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red.

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