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This Flight Is Carbon Neutral

This Flight Is Carbon Neutral

Jun 05, 2022
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This is your captain speaking. On behalf of the flight crew, I’d like to welcome you aboard our aircraft this morning. We’ve just hit cruising altitude, and your flight attendants will be coming around shortly with complimentary snacks, as well as drinks for purchase. In the meantime, I’m pleased to announce that this flight is carbon neutral. Now sit b…

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