To My Favorite Subscribers (The Paying Ones)

In the words of Lisa Vanderpump, “Agh it finally got me… #covid_19”

Yes, dear reader, I have at least one of the many variants. Now, to collect them all!

You’ll get an exclusive Sunday newsletter next week, but I have to go cough in the faces of my enemies right now (read: go back to bed.)

Love and light,

Eli (from Here’s Something, the newsletter you const…