Top 5 Ways to Beat the Heat in 2150

The year is 2150. You’re living in one of the two remaining cities in the world. It’s the hottest day of the year, and the WeatherWall 2.6 that engulfs your semi-underground home simply isn’t cutting it. Well, here at NetsleInstagrAmazon, we’ve got you covered! Here are our five top ways to beat the heat:

5. Scrape out the freeze gel from your cryopod. Let’s be honest: are you ever really gonna use that thing? The weather’s only getting worse from here on out. You might as well give up those dreams of sleeping your way into some Utopian future—instead, scrape out that ice cold gel and slather it all over your body**.

**Legally, though, we are required to remind you: do not make any kind of skin contact with freeze gel. Have fun, and stay cool!

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